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  • Does my butt look big?

    A Universal question, let's teach those slow men how to answer to this.

  • #2
    Funny story......

    My wife asked me once if "these pants make my butt look big". Smart ass me responds, "no, your butt makes those pants look small" luckily my wife has a good sense of humor too.
    All postings by BadOrderKing are public information, works of fiction, sometimes resembling the rants of a madman and in no way should be construed to represent the positions, views, or thoughts of any particular railroad carrier. No one listens to him anyway.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by BadOrderKing View Post
      Funny story......

      My wife asked me once if "these pants make my butt look big". Smart ass me responds, "no, your butt makes those pants look small" luckily my wife has a good sense of humor too.
      Guys, this is an example of a wrong answer!
      Can anyone give me a good answer?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by vavster View Post
        Guys, this is an example of a wrong answer!
        Can anyone give me a good answer?
        I usually say,"No way your ass looks fine in those jeans" ...........ok that was lame. I've one too many tonight :tongue:
        She offered her honor, so I honored her offer...so all night long I was on her and off her.

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        • #5
          No but seriously, I'd rather SHOW a woman how I feel about her ass in those pants. I can do that better than I can tell her...................
          She offered her honor, so I honored her offer...so all night long I was on her and off her.

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          • #6
            I thought the only appropriate response was immediate harakiri, right there in the bathroom...
            "Stupid's in the water these days
            They're gonna drink it anyways"
            Chris Knight

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            • #7
              It didn't last time I saw you

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              • #8
                I like big butts, so my opinion might get me in trouble anyways.
                All postings by BadOrderKing are public information, works of fiction, sometimes resembling the rants of a madman and in no way should be construed to represent the positions, views, or thoughts of any particular railroad carrier. No one listens to him anyway.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by vavster View Post
                  Guys, this is an example of a wrong answer!
                  Can anyone give me a good answer?
                  Yes..............

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                  • #10
                    My wife would never ask me. She already knows she has a great ass!
                    "I HAVE MADE MY FINAL POST ON THIS FORUM. MY THANKS TO A FEW WHO HAVE BEEN VERY HELPFULL, HOWEVER I AM NOT GOING TO WASTE MY VALUABLE REST, READING AND RESPONDING TO "US vs THEM" VITRIOLIC PEOPLE."

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                    • #11
                      My reply is always "I dont answer those questions"
                      "I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees"
                      Emiliano Zapata 8/8/1879 - 4/10/1919

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                      • #12
                        NO it IS NOT Big!
                        Thick as Valve oil, Black, White, and Tuscan Red
                        That's how thick the Railroadin' in my blood is!

                        Ich sehne mich wieder Meister der Iron Horse werden


                        Nothing about this is normal!

                        There is no place like 127.0.0.1

                        1/20/17

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                        • #13
                          Guilty of saying something like "your ass looks better out of those pants" or "let me get a closer look".

                          This question is full of trickery and definate couch accomidations if not answered correctly.
                          "There's a vacancy in your ass and my foot is looking for a room"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by furrfu View Post
                            I thought the only appropriate response was immediate harakiri, right there in the bathroom...
                            Um, no.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ghostrider View Post
                              It didn't last time I saw you
                              Thanks, I have been working out.

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