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    Eddie, wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office...but she was dating someone and wouldn't give him the time of day.

    Finally Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I know you're not interested in a relationship with me, but I'll give you $100 if you just let me have sex with you."

    The girl responded with an immediate and offended, "NO!"

    Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up. I promise!"

    She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.

    So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend said, "He must be crazy! Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down and we'll be 200 bucks richer."

    She agreed and accepts the proposal.

    20 minutes goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after a half hour the boy- friend calls and asks, "Well...what happened???"

    Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"

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    "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." - Confucius