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    A woman walks into an accountants office and asks him if he will prepare her income tax form.

    Accountant: Certainly. What is your occupation?

    Woman: I'm a lady of the evening.

    Accountant: Let's try to rephrase that.

    Woman: OK, I'm a high-end call girl.

    Accountant: I'm afraid that won't work either.

    They both thought for a moment and then......

    Woman: I'm an elite chicken farmer!

    Accountant: But what does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?

    Woman: Well, I must have raised about a thousand little peckers last year.

    Accountant: Chicken farmer it is!
    "A guy can't just sit around." Lawnchair Larry