Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

IRS Inquiry

Collapse
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • IRS Inquiry

    IRS Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

    Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for three years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours a day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $100 a week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bicardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

    IRS Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to....the mentally challenged guy."

    Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know?"
    "A guy can't just sit around." Lawnchair Larry
Working...
X