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    A man told a woman, "I would tell you a joke about my cock, but it is too long."
    The woman tells him, "I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you will never get it."



    Each morning Jake would drive down Sunset Blvd. on his way to work. For the past year a pretty hooker standing on the corner of Sunset gave him the eye as he passed. Of late, she took to showing him parts of what he would get if he stopped to pick her up. Jake was a good husband and family man and didn't want to cheat on his wife. However, lately the hooker was looking so tempting, he could not get her out of his mind.

    After spending many sleepless nights, he went to consult a psychiatrist. He told the psychiatrist she was driving him crazy, he was married 25 years, and did not want to cheat on his wife.

    "What should I do?" asked Jake.

    The psychiatrist said, "Take Melrose Avenue."
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