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    TRIP TO ITALY

    A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her
    life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could
    throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
    "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we
    are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll
    take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

    With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always
    wanted to go to Italy, the woman accepted. That night the sailor
    brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable
    compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring
    her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her
    until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain
    during a routine inspection.

    "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

    "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He
    brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."

    "I see," the captain says. Her conscience got the best of her and
    she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."

    "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island
    Ferry".
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