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    Luxury Yacht Company Offers Pirate-Hunting Cruises


    Passengers on a new cruise along the coast of Somalia are paying to catch more than just salmonella.

    A Russian luxury yacht company is now offering pirate-hunting trips that promise the chance to be attacked by real sea bandits. The yachts cruise from Djibouti to Mombasa in Kenya at deliberately low speeds in the hopes of attracting pirates.

    Passengers pay $5,000 for the trip, and an extra $17.50 a day for an AK-47 and 100 rounds of ammo. The price includes free origami towels in the rooms. Former Special Forces troops are on board to make sure none of the cruise passengers are injured.

    And for entertainment, the comedy stylings of Geechy Guy!

  • #2
    I wonder how much for an RPG launcher lol. I'll gladly take them boyz out
    WTF Over??

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    • #3
      HOLY CRAP!!! This is true. I just googled it. I really thought you made that up.

      My God! this is like the 1700s again. Hell yeah, turn them into the hunted!!!!!

      Is it only limited to Russian citizens?
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      • #4
        "ATTENTION ON DECK!, ON THE LIDO DECK, WE WILL BE SERVING FRESHLY CAUGHT BLUE WHALE!" lol.
        "I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees"
        Emiliano Zapata 8/8/1879 - 4/10/1919

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        • #5
          OK, I just looked that up again. The sources for the story are some that I have never heard of. If this is for real, wouldnt the major news agencies run the story?
          Or.... Im just looking way too into this and the joke has zomed over my head.
          OR.... They just wont quit talking about Michael Jackson long enough to report it.
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          • #6
            what fun a cruise like that would be, an M60 with every 5th rnd a tracer...
            Only 511 ft lbs of Tq and only 1100 degrees EGT, damn, I need more fuel...

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            • #7
              The Ultimate Adventure Cruise

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              • #8
                We like our spam delivered with proper English.

                THATS why you got banned!
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                • #9
                  When do we leave???? I'm getting anxious.
                  "There's a vacancy in your ass and my foot is looking for a room"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MidwestRail View Post
                    When do we leave???? I'm getting anxious.
                    Love your new job title!!
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                    • #11
                      They made a CSI Miami about this very topic, so it must be true!
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BadOrderKing View Post
                        Love your new job title!!



                        :rambo: :rocketwhore::rocketwhore:
                        "There's a vacancy in your ass and my foot is looking for a room"

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                        • #13
                          Sounds like it would be fun. Wish is wasn't so far away. lol


                          http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com...ng-Cruise.html
                          Last edited by PI_Division_Conductor; 07-10-2010, 01:09 AM.
                          Junior: My hat blew off, daddy.
                          Buford T. Justice: I hope your goddamn head was in it.

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                          • #14
                            OK, I got us a boat. Who's with me?!?!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BadOrderKing View Post
                              OK, I got us a boat. Who's with me?!?!

                              now that looks like it's even worthy to be powered by a Detroit.
                              Only 511 ft lbs of Tq and only 1100 degrees EGT, damn, I need more fuel...

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