TWO Poems

[rrbob]

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong,
one who likes to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
one who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed,
and when I spend - won't be annoyed.

One who'll pull out my chair and hold my hand -
massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh send a King to make me his Queen,
a man who loves to cook and clean!

I pray this man will love no other,
and relish visits with my mother.




A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a hoot.